The home row. a thing of legend, lore and mystery. purportedly invented by a progressive assembly of 2nd grade teachers, the home row has recently fallen prey to the slop and filth of our uneducated masses. among the survey’s e-mail writers, misplaced i’s, c’s for v’s are tolerated to an increasingly alarming rate. local cops are on the scene, dictionaries in hand. ASDF[GH]JKL;SPACE , shit’s weak.