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	<title>Will Be Retro</title>
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	<description>Retro before it's time</description>
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		<title>Avocado Appliances</title>
		<description><![CDATA[As homeowners everywhere seek to outdo the Jones&#8217;s with their &#8220;green-ness&#8221;, the haughty days when the Stainless Steel appliances reigned supreme are nearing an end. While Energy-Star stickers have placated many windmill based hybrid car owners&#8217; kitchen and basement appliance owners until now, the time has come to take the battle to the next level. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Vaginal Intercourse</title>
		<description><![CDATA[2010 will likely see a spike in vaginal intercourse, according to industry insiders. this promises to be a sharp departure from 2008 and 2009, years dominated by anal sex among straights and queers alike. as asshole intercourse recedes in popularity, science tells us that more women are at risk of unwanted pregnancy, seen by many [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Devil Sticks</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Devil stick manipulation is a form of gyroscopic juggling, or equilibristics and is generally considered to be one of the top &#8216;circus arts&#8217;. The oft called &#8220;devil-sticking&#8221; will be retro. Will Be Retro can&#8217;t wait.

This guy uses a head band to keep floppy hair out of devil stick way
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		<title>Throwing Trash Out the Window</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It was never environmentally friendly, it was just cool to chuck cups, cans, rubbers, bottles, etc out your window, burning down the road. You also wanted to keep a clean car. This practice has let up quite a bit since on today&#8217;s earth too many folks are going green. This trend is unlikely to reverse, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://willberetro.com/throwing-trash-out-of-the-car/</link>
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		<title>Spam</title>
		<description><![CDATA[We aint talking about the potted meat product. No, we mean good old fashioned Make Your Peniz Grow As Large As Giant Tomatoes So You Dont Get Jealous When Nikki P0rks A Farm Horse type emails. Since spammers are a lazy lot, and new anti-spam technology is being released almost every day, at some point, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Home Row</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The home row. a thing of legend, lore and mystery. purportedly invented by a progressive assembly of 2nd grade teachers, the home row has recently fallen prey to the slop and filth of our uneducated masses. among the survey&#8217;s e-mail writers, misplaced i&#8217;s, c&#8217;s for v&#8217;s are tolerated to an increasingly alarming rate. local cops [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://willberetro.com/home-row/</link>
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		<title>Salt Water Fly Fishing</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Far and away the most retro of the retro fishing types, salt water fly fishing. Never heard of it? Well, your not likely going to hear about in the future. Going the way of the extinct northeastern black sun lizards, salt water fly fishing will be retro

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		<link>http://willberetro.com/salt-water-fly-fishing/</link>
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		<title>Talking</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Everyday more and more people are finding talking to be useless. Talking is getting replaced by AOL chat rooms, sexting, winking and the useless twitter. The concept of vocal communication directly with another person is on its way out, talking will be retro

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		<link>http://willberetro.com/talking/</link>
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		<title>Cross Trainers</title>
		<description><![CDATA[As the name might suggest, cross trainer shoes are meant for a little bit of everything. Going to the gym, doing some aerobics or running a couple miles&#8230; Well, no ones gunna do that anymore &#8211; cross trainers will be retro

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		<link>http://willberetro.com/cross-trainers/</link>
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		<title>Paddle Boats</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Luxury on the high seas.  For decades paddle boats have been one of the twenty major forms of water transport. In recent years there has been a major downturn in paddle boat usage causing the once popular watercraft to become retro

Continue reading about the time-machine paddle boat attack 

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