The vinyl cushioned toilet seat is about as rare in stores these days as plastic slip covers for your floral print sofa. But all that is about to change. Major players in the toilet seat industry met in a top-secret consortium in Finland last week. We would tell you what it is called but then it wouldn’t be a secret anymore. No one can be entirely sure what was decided there, but a survey of toilet seat wholesalers and retailers is showing a number of refreshed toilet designs for the new millennia. A leaked memo from the conference indicated that the new generation of toilet seats will be wifi compatible.