The home row. a thing of legend, lore and mystery. purportedly invented by a progressive assembly of 2nd grade teachers, the home row has recently fallen prey to the slop and filth of our uneducated masses. among the survey’s e-mail writers, misplaced i’s, c’s for v’s are tolerated to an increasingly alarming rate. local cops are on the scene, dictionaries in hand. ASDF[GH]JKL;SPACE , shit’s weak.

Far and away the most retro of the retro fishing types, salt water fly fishing. Never heard of it? Well, your not likely going to hear about in the future. Going the way of the extinct northeastern black sun lizards, salt water fly fishing will be retro

Everyday more and more people are finding talking to be useless. Talking is getting replaced by AOL chat rooms, sexting, winking and the useless twitter. The concept of vocal communication directly with another person is on its way out, talking will be retro

As the name might suggest, cross trainer shoes are meant for a little bit of everything. Going to the gym, doing some aerobics or running a couple miles… Well, no ones gunna do that anymore – cross trainers will be retro

Luxury on the high seas. For decades paddle boats have been one of the twenty major forms of water transport. In recent years there has been a major downturn in paddle boat usage causing the once popular watercraft to become retro

Continue reading about the time-machine paddle boat attack (more…)

Rollerblades, and also Rollerblading will be retro. Yes the follow up to the roller skate, also known as inline skates, soon will be outdated, if they arn’t already (which WillBeReto.com already suspects)

(No, we arn’t leaving out heelys… saving those for a future article)

Craigstlist, also known as Craislist.org will be retro. As it is, Craigslist carries the retro style

At one point illegalization will be retro. For no other reason